scp-682
Approximately 18 hours after replying to the message from the mysterious Dr. Toaster, security feeds from within the containment area showed a large armour plated figure speaking briefly to 682, inscribing a message on the wall with an unidentified device, and disappearing in a flash of brilliant white light with 682. The message read as follows: Taken 682 out for a vacation of blowing stuff up and drinking booze over 17 different realities. Dunno when I'll be back. Regards- Dr Toaster.
Hey, if i get you out of that there acid vat, you wanna come blow stuff up with me?! (Whispers: I've got nuuuuuuukes :])

how did you KNOW I LOVE BLOWING THINGS UP

i will totally not eat you right away if we get to blow things up. that is a really good trade-off ok.

scp-pickup-lines:

Baby, I promise never to feed you to 682.

we’ll see about that.

are you happy now

turntechg:

im never happy

are you happy now
>8|
adrimnzr:

velociraptorjones:

SOMEONE IS TRYING TO MAKE AN SCP DATING SIM I’M GONNA FUCKING MELT

IM

EXCUSE ME??? ????? ??????????????????????????????????????? ? ??? ? ?? 

adrimnzr:

velociraptorjones:

SOMEONE IS TRYING TO MAKE AN SCP DATING SIM I’M GONNA FUCKING MELT

IM

EXCUSE ME??? ????? ??????????????????????????????????????? ? ??? ? ?? 

aviaptor-allyn:

scp-682:

hahahaha what

sits on you

woah there kid

hahahaha what

ヽ(≧Д≦)ノ you’re all just a bunch of baka gaijins !!!!!!!